{"id":999,"date":"2019-11-16T07:33:08","date_gmt":"2019-11-16T12:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=999"},"modified":"2019-11-16T07:33:08","modified_gmt":"2019-11-16T12:33:08","slug":"if-simon-garfunkel-had-dysautonomia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/if-simon-garfunkel-had-dysautonomia\/","title":{"rendered":"If Simon &#038; Garfunkel had dysautonomia&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For this week&#8217;s #SillySaturday humor, let&#8217;s find out what would happen if Simon &amp; Garfunkel had dysautonomia.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/HELLO-DARKNESS-MY-OLD-FRIEND-I-STOOD-UP-TO-FAST-AGAIN-1.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1003\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1003 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/HELLO-DARKNESS-MY-OLD-FRIEND-I-STOOD-UP-TO-FAST-AGAIN-1-1024x512.png\" alt=\"HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND I STOOD UP TO FAST AGAIN (1)\" width=\"604\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/HELLO-DARKNESS-MY-OLD-FRIEND-I-STOOD-UP-TO-FAST-AGAIN-1.png 1024w, https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/HELLO-DARKNESS-MY-OLD-FRIEND-I-STOOD-UP-TO-FAST-AGAIN-1-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/HELLO-DARKNESS-MY-OLD-FRIEND-I-STOOD-UP-TO-FAST-AGAIN-1-768x384.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hello darkness my old friend<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve stood up too fast again<br \/>\nI lose my vision while standing<br \/>\nBursts of tachy when I am sleeping<br \/>\nAnd the blood flow is not getting to my brain<br \/>\nSo much pain<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the sound of my stomach<\/p>\n<p>In restless dreams I never sleep<br \/>\nCan barely walk right down the street<br \/>\nBeneath the halo of an ER bay lamp<br \/>\nMy body aches when it&#8217;s cold and damp<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna faint from the flash of a neon light<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t feel alright<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s the sound of my stomach<\/p>\n<p>On the Dysautonomia International site I saw<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re 70 million strong maybe more<br \/>\nDoctors interrupting when I&#8217;m speaking<br \/>\nDoctors judging without listening<br \/>\nGiving misdiagnoses that they&#8217;ve pulled right out of thin air<br \/>\nSome don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nDisturbed by the sound of my stomach<\/p>\n<p>Fools I said you do not know<br \/>\nDysautonomia really blows<br \/>\nHear my words that I might teach you<br \/>\nTake my pulse so that I might reach you<br \/>\nBut my limbs like spaghetti noodles fell<br \/>\nAnd echoed through the halls of your clinic<\/p>\n<p>And the patients begged and prayed<br \/>\nPlease give us NIH funding someday<br \/>\nDysautonomia International flashed out a warning<br \/>\nThat a huge patient movement was forming<br \/>\nAnd the sign said<br \/>\nThe struggles we all have<br \/>\nare written on Facebook walls<br \/>\nAnd Instagram<br \/>\nAnd whispered over the sound of my stomach<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Sing along to the original Simon &amp; Garfunkel\u00a0<strong><span style=\"color: #00ccff;\"><a style=\"color: #00ccff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qYS0EeaAUMw&amp;fbclid=IwAR3t2f2v0ngFbnptUsSzHE5yTd2YPnBSEBOSmFdazFmNUgWLTqJjaNrXgKM\">song<\/a><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">, the Sound of Silence.\u00a0<\/span>Even better, send us a video of yourself singing these lyrics! 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