{"id":901,"date":"2019-03-16T20:35:57","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T00:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/?p=901"},"modified":"2019-11-15T23:03:42","modified_gmt":"2019-11-16T04:03:42","slug":"im-all-about-that-salt-no-pepper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/im-all-about-that-salt-no-pepper\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m All About That Salt, No Pepper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time for a little #SillySaturday dysautonomia humor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/AllAboutThatSalt.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-902\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-902\" src=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/AllAboutThatSalt.jpg\" alt=\"AllAboutThatSalt\" width=\"400\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/AllAboutThatSalt.jpg 400w, https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/AllAboutThatSalt-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nBecause you know I&#8217;m all about that salt,<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt (salt salt salt salt)<\/p>\n<p>Yeah it&#8217;s pretty clear, I ain&#8217;t no size two<br \/>\nBut I shake it, shake it, like I&#8217;m supposed to do<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I got that boom boom that always seems to race<br \/>\nNot enough blood, in all the wrong places<\/p>\n<p>I ain&#8217;t like other girls, workin&#8217; that low salt stuff<br \/>\nSome docs think this ain&#8217;t real<br \/>\nWish I could make it stop<br \/>\nIf you got tachy tachy just raise &#8217;em up<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause you gotta get blood flowin&#8217; from the bottom to the top<\/p>\n<p>Yeah my doctor she told me don&#8217;t worry about your hives<br \/>\nShe says increase salt &amp; fluids and everything will be alright<br \/>\nYou know I won&#8217;t be no stick-figure silicone Barbie doll<br \/>\nSo if that&#8217;s what&#8217;s you&#8217;re into<br \/>\nThen go ahead and move along<\/p>\n<p>Because you know I&#8217;m all about that salt,<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, hey<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m bringing saline baaaaaack<br \/>\nGo ahead and tell them naysaying doctors that<br \/>\nHey no, I&#8217;m just playing, I know they think its wrong,<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s better to stand up than to be in bed all day long,<\/p>\n<p>Yeah my doctor she told me don&#8217;t worry about your hives<br \/>\nShe says increase salt &amp; fluids and everything will be alright<br \/>\nYou know I won&#8217;t be no stick-figure silicone Barbie doll<br \/>\nSo if that&#8217;s what&#8217;s you&#8217;re into<br \/>\nThen go ahead and move along<\/p>\n<p>Because you know I&#8217;m all about that salt,<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt<\/p>\n<p>Because you know I&#8217;m all about that salt,<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt<\/p>\n<p>Because you know I&#8217;m all about that salt,<br \/>\n&#8216;Bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt, no pepper<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all &#8217;bout that salt, &#8217;bout that salt<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>To learn more about eating a high salt diet to help manage dysautonomia symptoms, visit our <a href=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/blog\/wordpress\/pleasepassthesalt\" target=\"_blank\">Please Pass the Salt<\/a> blog post or <a href=\"https:\/\/dysautonomiainternational.org\/salt\" target=\"_blank\">dysautonomiainternational.org\/salt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Original &#8220;All About That Base&#8221; song by Meghan Trainor.<\/p>\n<a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-16 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-facebook nolightbox\" 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